Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex

When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.

You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing

Fishing Quotes

1. "A fisherman and a normal person live here."

2.  "A Fisherman's favorite line has a worm on the end of it."

3. "All I need to know about life, I learned from Fishing."

4. "Early to bed, early to rise, fish all day and make up lies."

5. "Fish more, work less."

6. "Good things come to those who wade."

7. "I only fish on days that end in "Y"."

8. "When in doubt, exaggerate."

9. "The fishing is always better on the other side of the lake."

10. "When I'm tired and can't sleep, I count fish instead of sheep."